I come over da house?
Hi Baman, it’s Piderman. I’m over da house. You mades some peabnut bubber and it was all good. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Okay P-rizzle time. Bye Baman. (P.S. What does Squib do?) [written by michael agresto]
in college, i’m going to start becoming a neater person. i’m going to plan to do my laundry on a consistent, regular basis so it doesn’t build up. i’m going to put clothes i tried on but decided not to wear away so they don’t get mixed up with dirty clothes. i am going to pick up after myself and keep my spaces organized. THIS is disgusting, and it’s not...
sometime’s people can surprise you. it’s amazing what a cordial but meaningful conversation can do. people always think they’re right and i don’t exclude myself from that. even if you try to be balanced and understand the other side of the person’s side of the story, you miss things because they aren’t significant to you but could really impact another...
...happy birthday spongebob!
or you could just not text me back ever
i mean that’s cool, too, i guess.
dumb survey, doubtful worth reading
no idea why i decided to do this… but i did. so here it is. [click for survey] 1. What was the highlight of your week? almost passing out at work for sure. 2. Whose car were you in last? mine – ted <3 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? whenever michael gets home from lbi.. or whenever caitlin and i miss for a kiss on the cheek. 4. What color shirt are you wearing? not...
devotion and desire
nothing helps me deal with a bad mood like blasting some bayside. “how could i know that everything you say are lies about devotion and desire? and i know the spark inside your eyes was just the match i used to set myself on fire.” now imagine that with lots of angst and drums and distorted electric guitar. ahhhhhhhh.
pro girl tip #1
always make sure to look good before bitching out at your boyfriend. it will make you feel more confident and better about yourself. you will deliver your message more effectively. simultaneously, it will make him feel worse about whatever he did to you because you look so good and how could he hurt such a good-looking girlfriend. he should feel lucky to have you.